• Follow Me Down

    Follow Me Down

    Good day, fellow travellers! May your journeys be equally joyous as their planned destinations. Today is all we will ever have, let’s not fritter it away like some deep-fried apple pastry. That said, acquiring apple fritters would not be a poor choice. Unless you’re diabetic or have high blood pressure, then maybe just a regular Continue reading

  • Carpe Demon

    Carpe Demon

    Good morrow, minnows! Are we all flickering at least semi-successfully against the current? I hope so. Unless the current is electrical and the flickering is shock-related muscle spasms. In which case you should probably see a veterinarian. Marine biologist? Whoever does fish. Not like that. I’m going to allow the following section to unravel as Continue reading

  • The Defenestration of Grog

    The Defenestration of Grog

    Ahoy Mateys! As always, it is a privilege to have you here. So, welcome and please enjoy your stay. Should you feel the need to sit and/or roll over as well, you likely won’t be alone. And kindly enjoy those as well. So, fun story, I’m actually in accounting class right now but have finished Continue reading