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Carpe Demon

Good morrow, minnows! Are we all flickering at least semi-successfully against the current? I hope so. Unless the current is electrical and the flickering is shock-related muscle spasms. In which case you should probably see a veterinarian. Marine biologist? Whoever does fish. Not like that. I’m going to allow the following section to unravel as Continue reading
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On-Belay

*** I thought this would go without saying, but if you’re going to comment hateful or racist remarks I’m certainly not going to approve them. Morons. Good day, fellow wanderers amongst the peaks and chasms of existence. I pray to find you summit-bound, not cellar dwelling but alas, one will always be needed to define Continue reading
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Wax-On-Wax-Off
Good morning, dear peeps and poops. I do hope to find you exceedingly well! Just a lunch time quickie today, but since this absurd “verse” is suddenly topical I could not resist. This isn’t so much of a poem as a terrible rewrite of of an already awful Disney single. But since the character in Continue reading
