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The Defenestration of Grog

Ahoy Mateys! As always, it is a privilege to have you here. So, welcome and please enjoy your stay. Should you feel the need to sit and/or roll over as well, you likely won’t be alone. And kindly enjoy those as well. So, fun story, I’m actually in accounting class right now but have finished Continue reading
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Bumps and Cruises

Fair morrow, dear friends! Fair might be overly optimistic given modern societal/ international disparities but who said life or greetings were fair? Nobody but perhaps if we put that platitude to even a vague pseudo-rest, those with the short stick, or no stick at all, may fare better. At least psychologically. Indeed life and any Continue reading
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Flaw and Disorder

Happy Sunday! Thank you for attending the congregation of reticent humanity. I think it’s like the Unitarians but more gaudy, less God. Frocked if I know. I asked a Deacon but it turns out they were just a Democrat from Connecticut. The resident D-Phil was even less practical. Terrible opening complete! Moving on! And yes Continue reading
